A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Who wants water? I do.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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