What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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