Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I work at jcpenny

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Long joke Your such a downey

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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