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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

if you don't like this you're gay

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Roses are red, yup.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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