dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

The Labour Party.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

How you know when dislextic

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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