- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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