- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Error 37.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

who is not good looking? mon morello

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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