- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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