- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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