I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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