- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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