Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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