What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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