How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Yanter, Look it up

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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