What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Turkey Balls

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A car walks into a bar.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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