What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Indians

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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