- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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