A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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