A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I'm homeless.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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