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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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12 in general

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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YOLO

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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