Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Turkey Balls

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Black people stink of shite!

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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