A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

The Labour Party.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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