What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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