Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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