I have a really funny joke.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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