- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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