what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Cheese

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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