What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Dwarf Shortage

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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