- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Adam Chebali has no life

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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