- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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