Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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