- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

the WNBA.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Your big dick.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

bangers and mash?

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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