- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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