- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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