- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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