- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

every cloud has a silver lining

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

HEY!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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