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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Jimmy Saville

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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