What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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