- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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