knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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