- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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