your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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