- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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