Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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