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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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