WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

I named my son ps2 controller

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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