In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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