How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Ben Corbishley

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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SHUT UP JP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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