- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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