- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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