What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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