What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Stop. Seriously stop.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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