- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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