There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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