- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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