- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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