- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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