- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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