Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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