- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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