A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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