- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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