- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do I hate? people

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

swag

Your Mom

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

p

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??