- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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