Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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