- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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