- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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