- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Tall asians

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A Chinese man fails a math test

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