A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Gay rights.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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