Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's your blood type? Red.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What would u like to drink?

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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