- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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