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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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