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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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