what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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