- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats a joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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