What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Death by kayak

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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