What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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TOP KEK

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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No

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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