Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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