- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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