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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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