- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

An Irishman walked out of a bar

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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