Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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You are joking right?

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Maths.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Happy Monday!

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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