se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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