What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Tunechi

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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