- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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