- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How old are you? 7

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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