- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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