OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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