- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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