How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How you know when dislextic

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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