Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Anti Joke

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