What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

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