Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Stop. Seriously stop.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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