- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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