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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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