- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

* anti-punchline

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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