What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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