When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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I work at jcpenny

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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