- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

God is real.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

homosexual rights to marriage

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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