- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

are you saying pam, or pan?

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