- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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