- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

the WNBA.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

drugs.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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