What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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