did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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