- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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