How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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