Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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