- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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