What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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