- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

justin beiber sucks

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

womens rights.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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