- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

knock knock Goodbye

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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