- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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