- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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