How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why? Why not?

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Donald Trump.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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