- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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