- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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