- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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