- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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