- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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