It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Women's rights

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's funnier than 24? 25

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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