A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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