josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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