Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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