Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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