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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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