- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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