- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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