- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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