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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

He--Hey guys

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Womens basketball

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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