- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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