- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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