knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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My children are mistakes

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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