Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

knock knock who's there ?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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