- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

a man makes a bad joke

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Knock knock, COME IN!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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