whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -29

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

homosexual rights to marriage

thumb_up thumb_down -31

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops