What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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