What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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I'm Polish.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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