How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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