Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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