Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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