What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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