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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Adam Chebali has no life

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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