- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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