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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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