What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Yanter, Look it up

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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