(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

read this sentence again.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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