why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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