antonio has a penis head.lol

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's 1+1? 69.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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