Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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