- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

I <3 Hitler

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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