A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A cat playing laser tag.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Communism hehe xd

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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