What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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