Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

like if your cool

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

homosexual rights to marriage

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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