- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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