What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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I am a mime

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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