- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A dyslexic blind man

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Take part of what?

how do you win a game try your best

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