A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is the difference?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti Joke

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