- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A storm be brewin!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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