Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

penis. nuff said.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is 9+10? 19

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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