- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

how much fish could a chicken

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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