- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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