Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why? Why not?

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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