why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I'm rick james bitch

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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