what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I'm homeless.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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