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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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