- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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