- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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