why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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