Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Who wants water? I do.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

YOU

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

that wall over there ->

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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