- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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