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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

homosexual rights to marriage

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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