What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Indians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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