Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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