- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Screw it you write the joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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