- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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