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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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