- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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