- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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