- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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