- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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