What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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