A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Men's rights

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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miha kako si?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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