- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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