- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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