- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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