- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do I hate? people

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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