- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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