- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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