- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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