- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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