yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Your Mom

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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