Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Neither have I

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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