Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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9/11

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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