- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

My spelling is horrible

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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