- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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