A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

womens rights.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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