I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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