Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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