- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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