- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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