- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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