- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Your Mum is soo fat.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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