- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock Come in

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Granny porn!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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