How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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My jeans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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