- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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