- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Poop

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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