- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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