- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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