why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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