Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Democracy.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

like if your cool

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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