- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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