Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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guess what? bannanas

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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