- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

God is real.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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