Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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