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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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