- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

I C U P White stuff

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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