- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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