- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.