my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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