- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Your mom.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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