- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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