Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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