Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A storm be brewin!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Your girlfriend.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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