Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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