What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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I asked her where you were.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How you know when dislextic

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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