- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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