- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

I? Everett

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Tony Romo

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

knock knock come in

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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