- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The chickens have become self-aware!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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