- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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