What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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