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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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