- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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