a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A lot eh?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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