The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Knock knock Fuck off!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

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