- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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