Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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