- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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