Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Albino African Americans

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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