What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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