- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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