Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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