- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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