- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why dont they make black forks

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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