An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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