- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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