why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A fat guy!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Chlamydia

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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men's rights activists

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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