- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Jesus Christ

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

race-car = rac-ecar

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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