If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Katy Perry

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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