what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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