A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

The Labour Party.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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