- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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