What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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PENIS lol

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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