- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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