- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A blonde dies Lololol

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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