- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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