John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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