- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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