james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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