- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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