- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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