Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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