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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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