- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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