- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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