- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Dwight Howard

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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