what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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