- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats the defination of cruelty

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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