- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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