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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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