A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Anti Joke

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