- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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