What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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