Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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