What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I'm hungry.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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