- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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