A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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69.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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