How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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