- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

You are joking right?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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