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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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