Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

^ That's not even funny ^

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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