- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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