- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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