- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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