Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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