- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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