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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A fat guy!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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