why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

woman's rights

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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