Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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