What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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