- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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