Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Japan

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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