- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

if you don't like this you're gay

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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