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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Pain Olympics.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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