- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

you will like this because i am black.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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