- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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