What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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woman's rights

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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