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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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