- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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