- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Democracy.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Indians

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man was shot. He died.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

kk

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??