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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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