- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What rhymes with milk...milf

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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