How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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