- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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