Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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