- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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