- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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