Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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12/23/2012

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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