I like school Said no one ever.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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