Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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penis

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your Mom

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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