- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

God is real.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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