How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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