What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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