- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

My jeans

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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