- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??