did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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