- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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