yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Yanter, Look it up

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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