- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.