- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

So a seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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