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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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