- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Balls

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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