- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Can anyone Lenin money?

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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