Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Get on the boat.

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