Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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womens rights

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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