- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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