- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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