- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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