whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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