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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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