- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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