What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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