What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

12/23/2012

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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