- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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