What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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