If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

batman farted so hes retarded

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

civil rights

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

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