Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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