Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A sober Irish individual.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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