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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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