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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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