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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A russian gives away vodka.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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