- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

i committed murder

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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