- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A gay man watches football.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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