I don't drink. I'm not 21.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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