- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

I have a really funny joke.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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