Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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