- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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