whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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