- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The Labour Party.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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