"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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