- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Everybody will die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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