- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of the car? What

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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