- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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