Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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David Cameron

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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