- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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