- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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