- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A fat guy!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

i'm hard

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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