- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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