Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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The Labour Party.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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