- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Trump will make America great again.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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