- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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