- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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