- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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