roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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