What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A guy walks into a bar

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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