- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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