- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

My mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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