A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Wanna hear a joke? no

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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