- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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