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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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