How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

The cream, it is coming

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Albino African Americans

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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