What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's white and gluey Glue

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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