- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's white and gluey Glue

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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