- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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