- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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