- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Maths.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

My mom

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Apple juice.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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