- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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