- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

who is really lanky? james cornish

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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