-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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