- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A seal walks into a club.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

what goes boo a sock

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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