- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

men's rights activists

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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