How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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