- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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