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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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