whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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