- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Weaner

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what are you mike bibby?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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