- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

I'm hungry.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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