what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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