- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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