- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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