Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

someone called someone else a frog

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Your girlfriend.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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