- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Womans baksetball...

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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