- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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