- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How High is a Chinese man

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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