Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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