Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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