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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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