Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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The american education system.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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