- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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