- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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