- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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