- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Cheese

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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