- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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