- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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