- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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