When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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