- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Women deserve equal rights.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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