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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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