A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What does? 42

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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