You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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