Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What? Huh?

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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you gay?

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