What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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