If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Anti Joke

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