- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??