- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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