What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Yanter, Look it up

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

XD Jackass.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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