Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

why dont they make black forks

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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