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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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