2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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