No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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