- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I'm Coming

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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