- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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