When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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