- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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