- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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