Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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