- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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