Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Your're racist.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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