- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Men's rights

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Robin, get in the car, please.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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