What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What page are you on The gay page.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you win a game try your best

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

thumb_up thumb_down -20

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -20

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops