How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Jovan

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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