- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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