- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Please ignore this statement.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yellow People !!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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