- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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