- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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