- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Take part of what?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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