- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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