what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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I'm homeless.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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