- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

My cat just died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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