How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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my penis

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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