Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

My spelling is horrible

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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