Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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