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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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