A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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