- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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human centipede

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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