Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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