- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What does? 42

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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