- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

i like it in the mouth

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

that wall over there ->

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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