- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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