- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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