- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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