- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

In soviet Russia...things are different

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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