- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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