What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

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