- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Tony Romo

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

I? Everett

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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