- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink