- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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