Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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