Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Your're racist.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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