- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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