Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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