the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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