What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What would u like to drink?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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