Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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