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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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