- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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