- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

haha black people :D

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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