What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the old man die? He was old.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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