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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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