- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Granny porn!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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