- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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