What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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