- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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