Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Badabing.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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You are joking right?

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Guest what in the butt

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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