What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

womens rights

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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