- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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