- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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