- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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