- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red.

A man did not like this site

Dwarf Shortage

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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