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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A man did not like this site

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Fat? Jesse Z

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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