- Anti Joke

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

woman's rights

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

a man makes a bad joke

Tony Romo

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust