- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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