- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10