- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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