- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

bangers and mash?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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