- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!