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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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