- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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