- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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