- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

taking out the trash... at night

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!