knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Communism hehe xd

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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