- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats green and slimy? green slim

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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