- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

bangers and mash?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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