- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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