- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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