- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

were you expecting a joke

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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