- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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