- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

you see theres this guy.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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