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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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