Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Women's Rights..

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

What is the difference?

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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