What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Anti Joke

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