Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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