- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

knock knock go away

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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