- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Get out!!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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