What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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