- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

whats black and strange a paki

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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