- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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