why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A fat guy!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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