What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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