What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What hurts like hell? HELL

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

if you don't like this you're gay

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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