- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

poopy is poopy

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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