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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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