- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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