How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

WOw you have no life

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