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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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