What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

my gave me a game i said thank you

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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