- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Take part of what?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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