- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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