Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

13 =B you just learned something

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

hey hey apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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