How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Democracy.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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