- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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