- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

i like it in the mouth

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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