- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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