What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

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