- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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