Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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