- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

13 =B you just learned something

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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