- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Men's rights

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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