- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children