- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

i dont fisish anythi

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I named my son ps2 controller

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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