- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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