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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Take part of what?

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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