- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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