- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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