twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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