- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the dog die? He was old

Once, I went to Peru.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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