- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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