- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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