- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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