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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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