How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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