- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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