- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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