Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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