- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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