- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Take part of what?

your mom was so fat that she died.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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