A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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knock,knock you suck

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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