- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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