What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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