- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what are you mike bibby?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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