1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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