- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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