- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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