What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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I work at jcpenny

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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