- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man goes to the potty.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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