- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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