- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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