- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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