Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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hi jonny

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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