Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What? Huh?

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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