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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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