- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Pain Olympics.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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