- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"