Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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