Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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