- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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