- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Get up Look in the mirror

gay pom...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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