What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I walk into a bar...

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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