- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Yellow People !!

race-car = rac-ecar

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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