- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

"Knock knock..." "come in"

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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