- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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