What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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