- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

George W. Bush

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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