- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What? Huh?

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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