If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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