- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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