What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why dont they make black forks

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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