Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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YOU

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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