What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

You should read the Terms of Service.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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