- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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