What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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My spelling is horrible

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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