- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

someone called someone else a frog

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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