- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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