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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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