Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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