- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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