- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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