- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Obama = ebola

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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