A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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