- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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