Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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