- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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