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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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