My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Anti Joke

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