why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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I work at jcpenny

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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