How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Men's rights

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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