What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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