Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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drugs.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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