- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A baby seal walks into a club.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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