- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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