What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Your girlfriend.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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No

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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