- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Well, this is fun.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The WNBA.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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