You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

thumb_up thumb_down +107

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

thumb_up thumb_down +49

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Carlton

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The government makes a good decision

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

thumb_up thumb_down +35

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops