Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

does this look unsure to you?

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Jews for Jesus

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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