why did the chicken cross the road

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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The WNBA.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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