Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

The WNBA.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

cheese

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

William Raines.

i like potatoes

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

black people. that is all...

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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