How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Obama

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Brett Farve

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Potato salad

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

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