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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why Because

Women's rights

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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