Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Child Prostitution.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Anti jokes are funny

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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knock knock you may come in

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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