- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

live babies

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

did you ever see a butter fly?

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Is Carly smart? No.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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