- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

penis

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

i like potatoes

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

black people. that is all...

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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