How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Women's rights

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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