Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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WNBA

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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