Brett Farve

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

American healthcare.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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