Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Anti Joke

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