- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

i like potatoes

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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