How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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No.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

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