How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Kenny G

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why Because

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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