Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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im jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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