An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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gays

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Religion

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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