- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Jews for Jesus

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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