How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Brett Farve

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Steering Wheel Face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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