- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

A Jew returns change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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