- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I like to eat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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