Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Hey, come here often? No.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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