- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Kenny G

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why Because

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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