What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Brett Farve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Freedom of Speech

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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