- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Women's rights.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A black succeeds

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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