- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

I got shot, you laughed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jokes r dumb

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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