A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Jews for Jesus

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American healthcare.

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ekoj

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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