- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Carlton

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

I like to eat.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Steering Wheel Face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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