A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Jews for Jesus

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

arse

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

i like potatoes

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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