- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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