What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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The WNBA.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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ekoj

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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