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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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