- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Turtles

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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