- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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