Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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live babies

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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blubber vaginass CC

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A black succeeds

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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