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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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