What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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