What is a dog? Bark

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Religion

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Carlton

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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