Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

i like potatoes

black people. that is all...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

potato

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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