why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

American healthcare.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

gays

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Is Carly smart? No.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Anti Joke

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