Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

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