Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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