- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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