A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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