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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

I have a really funny joke.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.