- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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