Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

White men's rights

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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