- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??