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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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