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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what is 3+3= 8

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

pull my finger (farts)

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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