- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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