- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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