Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Massie is a fatass

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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