- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I am quite mature.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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