- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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