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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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