- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

THe Election

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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