- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I like that, but why am I happy?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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