- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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