Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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