- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

I'm Coming

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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