- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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