A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

what smells like tuna? my underwear

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Rebecca Black

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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