Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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