whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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