Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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