What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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