- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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