The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A russian gives away vodka.

You are joking right?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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