What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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if you don't like this you're gay

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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