- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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