- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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