- Anti Joke

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.