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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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