Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

your mom was so fat that she died.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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