- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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