- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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