- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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