A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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