Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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i hate non minorities!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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