Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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