- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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