Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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