A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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YOU

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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