- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Adam Chebali is awesome

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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