- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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