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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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