- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Yanter, Look it up

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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