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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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