What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A fat guy!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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