- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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