- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My spelling is horrible

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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