What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Where's my baby??

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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