A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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