Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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