Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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NEVER

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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i like it in the mouth

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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