- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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