whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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