- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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your face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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