- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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