- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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