- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your girlfriend.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A women left the kitchen.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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