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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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