What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

penis. nuff said.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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