- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

knock,knock you suck

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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