- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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