Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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