How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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