ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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The Labour Party.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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