- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

I'm rick james bitch

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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