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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Nobody cares maddie!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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