- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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