whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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