- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Men's rights

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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