B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Anti Joke

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