Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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