- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

your mom was so fat that she died.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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