- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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