- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

penis. nuff said.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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