- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

No it doesnt..

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

race-car = rac-ecar

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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