Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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a black man pays his child support

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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