-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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justin beiber sucks

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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