- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

men's rights activists

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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