- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats black and strange a paki

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