your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How you know when dislextic

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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