A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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