1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A Pakistani news reader.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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