- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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