What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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