- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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