- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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