so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What? Huh?

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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