- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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