How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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