- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Albino African Americans

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Flowers are colors Love me

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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