- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what is 3+3= 8

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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