- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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