- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Diarrhea

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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