What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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