- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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