- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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