I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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knock,knock you suck

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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