a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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