- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the old man die? He was old.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

VITAMIN C!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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