- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

The FCC

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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