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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.