- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what's funny about war? nothing!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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