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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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