- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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