- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

You idiot.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You know what's funny? A well told joke

I enjoy Popcorn

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??