- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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