- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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