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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A women left the kitchen.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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