- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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