whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Knock knock Go away

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Anti Joke

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