- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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