- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

America

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

kieran is a homosexual

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I'm rick james bitch

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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