- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A women left the kitchen.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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