Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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