George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

kieran is a homosexual

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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