(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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