Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Bitch

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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like if your cool

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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