- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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