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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Gay rights.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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