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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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