- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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