- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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