What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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i like it in the mouth

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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that wall over there ->

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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