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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

you gay?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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