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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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