why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why is this joke funny It isn't

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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