- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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