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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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