What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

XD Jackass.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Anti Joke

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