- Anti Joke

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I love pissing people off :P

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.