- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

VITAMIN C!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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