A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Democracy.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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