- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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