- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

h

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.