What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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