- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

knock knock who's there ?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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