- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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