- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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