- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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