What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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