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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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