- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

AIDS

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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