- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I walk into a bar...

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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