Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

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