- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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