- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A pope meets another one

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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