- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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