- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Knock knock Shut up

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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