- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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