- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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