What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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