- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Women's Rights

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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