- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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