- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's better than a stick? A stone

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A Chinese man fails a math test

Tall asians

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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