A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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