What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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This is a joke.

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Andoni was here

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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