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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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