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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What does? 42

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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