Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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