- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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