Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

civil rights

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

batman farted so hes retarded

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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