- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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