Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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