There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

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