- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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