- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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