An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Cripples are lame.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Neither did she.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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