- Anti Joke

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.