Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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