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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

You idiot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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