- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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