- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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