So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

WNBA

Tunechi

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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