- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Shut up

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Golf.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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