- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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