- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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