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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how do you call someone? use a phone

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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