what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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