- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A baby seal walks into a club.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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