- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Take part of what?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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