A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Where's my baby??

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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