- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

bangers and mash?

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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