- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's stupid a light bulb.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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