Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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