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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what's white and sticky semen

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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