- Anti Joke

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

And you honored it I see :P

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.