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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Anti Joke

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