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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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