- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I put my baby in a microwave.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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