How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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