How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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