- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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