- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's blue? The sky.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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