Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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