- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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