- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Racial Equality

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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