- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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