How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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