Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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