A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Antijokes...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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