what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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