- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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