- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

My cat just died.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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