- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a black man? Rob

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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