- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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