- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A women left the kitchen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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