- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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