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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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