Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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miha kako si?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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