- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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