- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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