- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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