- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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