What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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