- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Weaner

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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