What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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