a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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