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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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