- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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