A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Andoni was here

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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