What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

women's rights.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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