Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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