- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock go away

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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