- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

So a seal walks into a club.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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