- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Obama

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what's funny about war? nothing!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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