- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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