- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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