it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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