- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Your're racist.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

you see theres this guy.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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