- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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