- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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