- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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