Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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I'm Polish.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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penis. nuff said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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