A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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I'm homeless.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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