- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

THe Election

BIG MAC'S

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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