- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

The Labour Party.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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