That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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