- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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