- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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