- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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