- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Golf.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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