- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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