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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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