How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Indians

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I <3 Hitler

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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