- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

I'm Polish.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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