- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Gus's mom

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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