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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do I hate? people

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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