- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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