How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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