- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you win a game try your best

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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