- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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