If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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