- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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