- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

a man makes a bad joke

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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