Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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