- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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