- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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