- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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