- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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