- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's just not right? Left

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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