- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

women's rights

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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