Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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