What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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