- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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