- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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