- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

My cat just died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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