- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A gay man watches football.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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