whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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