Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Get on the boat.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Lololol

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your're racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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