whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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