Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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