What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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My mom

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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