April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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