- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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