- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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