- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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