- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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