Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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FUCK YOU

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Black people stink of shite!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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