- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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