- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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