- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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