- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yanter, Look it up

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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