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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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