What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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