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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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