- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Allah walked into AK Bar

Detroit has a low crime rate

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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