- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Long joke Your such a downey

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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