What's 1+1? 69.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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