- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

a dyslexic man walked his god.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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