Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock, Knock Come in

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What are annoying? Ads.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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