What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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