- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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