Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Antijokes...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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