What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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