What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...