How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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