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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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