A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Catholicism.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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