- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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