if you don't like this you're gay

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Jack Stevens

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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