When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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God is real.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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