- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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