Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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