Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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