- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Flowers are colors Love me

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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