- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I? Everett

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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