A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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