- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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