- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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