What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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