- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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