- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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