Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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