- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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