Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

hers a joke... japanese people

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Rylan Clark

A pope meets another one

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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