Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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