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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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