- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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