- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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