- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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