Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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