- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I'm Coming

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why? Why not?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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