How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Your sex life.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

knock knock... ...no answer

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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