- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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