- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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