A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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