Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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