- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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