What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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