What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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