- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

scraggle is in you pillow case

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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