- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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