Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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