- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Cripples are lame.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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