What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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