- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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