- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Maths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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