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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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