- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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