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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what are you mike bibby?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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