- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

men's rights activists

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Please ignore this statement.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Fat? Jesse Z

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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