Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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