The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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