- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

how man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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