- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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