How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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