- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Come in

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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