- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The Labour Party.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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