- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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