What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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