- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Shltskc gw? G

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

like most people my age. im 27

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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