- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why? Because.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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