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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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