- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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