Your're racist.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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