whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

The Labour Party.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

HEY!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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