- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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