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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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