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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Indians

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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diarrhea.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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