- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

God is real.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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