Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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The Labour Party.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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