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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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