- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.