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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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God is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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