- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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