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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

sky silverstein

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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