- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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