- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Your're racist.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

you see theres this guy.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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