- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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