- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

girls basketball

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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