- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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