- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Communism hehe xd

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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