- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Turkey Balls

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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