What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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A storm be brewin!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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