Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Albino African Americans

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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