What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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