- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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