Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

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