- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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