- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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