- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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