- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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