- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

hey guys im gay

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

you see theres this guy.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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