two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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