- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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