- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Dwight Howard

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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