- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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