- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

time to spruce up!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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