- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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