- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What is green and slow Grass.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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