How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Democracy.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Knock, knock. Come in.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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