What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

your face

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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