why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Sarah Palin.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A russian gives away vodka.

Guest what in the butt

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

You are joking right?

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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