Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What is the difference?

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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