- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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