- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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