- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Adam Chebali is awesome

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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