CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Yellow People !!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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