- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how much fish could a chicken

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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