A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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