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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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