- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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