Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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