What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A russian gives away vodka.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Maths.

Anti Joke

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