- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

This is a joke.

Andoni was here

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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