- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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