if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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