- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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