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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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autistic kids rock

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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