Women's Rights

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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