- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Chinese man fails a math test

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Tall asians

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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