- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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