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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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