What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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