Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

i like turtles

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

13 =B you just learned something

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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