Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...