What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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