- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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