- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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