- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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