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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A sober Irish individual.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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