- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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