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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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