- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Apple hates Blackberry.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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