Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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