- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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