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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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