- Anti Joke

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.