- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Antijokes...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did you poop because you are a poop

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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