what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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