- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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