- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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