- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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