- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

a black man walks out of popeyes

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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