Tony Romo

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

woman's rights

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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