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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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The Labour Party.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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