- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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