How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Turkey Balls

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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