You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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