- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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