- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Pain Olympics.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

BIG MAC'S

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

THe Election

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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