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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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