- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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