Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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