- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

united we sit, cause we're fat

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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