Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

a black man walks out of popeyes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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