- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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