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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What is 9+10? 19

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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