- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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