- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

the sky is green no it is not

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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