- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No