What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What? Huh?

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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