- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horse.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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