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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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