- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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