- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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