- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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