How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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