Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

HELLO EVERYONE

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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