Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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