Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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