- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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