What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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