- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

You idiot.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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