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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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