- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Death by kayak

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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