- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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