a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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