- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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