why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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