Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Sarah Palin.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Anti Joke

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