- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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