A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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