- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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