- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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