- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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