- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

my penis

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Andoni was here

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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