- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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