- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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