you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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