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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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