Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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womens rights

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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