- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Tall asians

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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