A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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