- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

womens rights

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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