- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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