- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Anti Jokes = Drained

Massie is a fatass

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A gay man watches football.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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