A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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