Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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