- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did you poop because you are a poop

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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