- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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