- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

woman's rights

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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