Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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