- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Cripples are lame.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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