What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Maths.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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