My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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