- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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