Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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