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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where's the soap?

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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