Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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