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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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