What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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