- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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