- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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