- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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