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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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