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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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