- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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