- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock Who's there

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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