- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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