A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Albino African Americans

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The cream, it is coming

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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