- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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