Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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