- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Charlie Sheen

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Women deserve equal rights.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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