Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A man walks into a bar

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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