- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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