- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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