How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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eoin burgin is fat

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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