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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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