- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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