- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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