- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why did you poop because you are a poop

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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