If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Racial Equality

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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