Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

how much fish could a chicken

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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