Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Communism hehe xd

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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