- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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