- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

penis. nuff said.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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