Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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