- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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