don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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