- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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