- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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