what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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