how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Antijokes...

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Women's professional sports

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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