What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Women.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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