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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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