- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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