What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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