did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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