- Anti Joke

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Obama = ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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I? Everett

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.