Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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