- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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