- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

In soviet Russia...things are different

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