what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Yanter, Look it up

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

XD Jackass.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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