- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

learn. advance!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Democracy.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

like if your cool

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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