- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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