- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A woman walks into a bar.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Eric is gay Ha

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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