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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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