- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What do we call Osama? Osama

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womens rights

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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