- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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