- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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