- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

human centipede

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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