- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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