- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Weaner

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what came first the chicken or the chips

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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