- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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