What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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