- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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