- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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