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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What page are you on The gay page.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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