It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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