- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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