- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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