What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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