Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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