why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Racial Equality

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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