Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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