Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

My children are mistakes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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