- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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