- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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