What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Nobody cares maddie!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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