- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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