What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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i hate black people

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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