- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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