Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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