Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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