- Anti Joke

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper