Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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