- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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