- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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