the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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