- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A gay man watches football.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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