- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So FDR walks into a bar.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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