- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Gus's mom

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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