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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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