- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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