- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How would you rule?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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