I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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like if your cool

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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