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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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