- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Take part of what?

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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