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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap