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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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