- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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