- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Massie is a fatass

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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