- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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