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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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