- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I am a mime

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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