- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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