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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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