- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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