Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

womens rights

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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