- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Julian Ha.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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