A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Men's rights

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I'm homeless.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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