- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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