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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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