- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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