- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Jesus Christ

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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