- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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