- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Democracy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why? Because.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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