What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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