- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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