How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

God is real.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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