- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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