- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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