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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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