- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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