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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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