A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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