- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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