What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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