Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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it was all Tagart

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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