- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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