- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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