- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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