- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's 1+1? 69.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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