- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A gay man watches football.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A dog was barking at a tree

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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