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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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