- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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