- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

human centipede

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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