- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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