Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Tony Romo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Tunechi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

woman's rights

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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