Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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VITAMIN C!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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