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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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