Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What fires shots? A gun

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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