- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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