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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

a black man walks out of popeyes

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Communism hehe xd

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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