- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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