Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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