What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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