A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man did not like this site

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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