- Anti Joke

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!