A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Sarah Palin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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