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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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