- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Take part of what?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A man died.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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