- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

hey hey apple

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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