- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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