- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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