Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Anti Joke

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