- Anti Joke

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.