Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Eric is gay Ha

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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