Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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