- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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