- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Communism hehe xd

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