Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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