- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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