What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Gus's mom

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Anti Joke

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