- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Women's professional sports

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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