So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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