What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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