Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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