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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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