Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Communism hehe xd

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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