Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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