- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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