XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock It's open, come in

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Beka has AIDS

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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