- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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