What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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