- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

you will like this because i am black.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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