What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What's just not right? Left

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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