what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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