- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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