- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Tony Romo

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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