- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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