- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

kieran is a homosexual

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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