Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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kk

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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