Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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