- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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