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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.