- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Massie is a fatass

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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