- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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