What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

YO FACE

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Vagina cream... end of story

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A fat guy!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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