- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

knock knock come in

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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