- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Gus's mom

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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