- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

God is real.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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