- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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