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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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