What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Turkey Balls

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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