What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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