Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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