Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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