- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

XD Jackass.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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