Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Anti Joke

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