- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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