- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Bacon is delcious.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

what is 3+3= 8

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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