why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Anti Joke

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