Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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