- Anti Joke

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man