- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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