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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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