- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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