Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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