- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

=3

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

human centipede

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

I? Everett

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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