Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man did not like this site

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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it was all Tagart

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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