- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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