- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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