why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

I think everybody should have a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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