- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??