- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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