- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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