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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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