Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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