- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

your face

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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