- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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