What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

13 =B you just learned something

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Anti Joke

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