- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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