- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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