- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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