- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Men's rights

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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