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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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