- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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