Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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THe Election

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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autistic kids rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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