- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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