- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

hey guys im gay

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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