- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

I'm homeless.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Massie is a fatass

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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