Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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