- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Gus's mom

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what came first the chicken or the chips

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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