What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Dwarf Shortage

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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