Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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who else is on here?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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