Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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WNBA

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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