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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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