What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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