Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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