What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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