Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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