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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

69 There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John