A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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