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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.