Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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