There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Gus's mom

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Im taking a shit right now.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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