- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What is 9+10? 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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