- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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