Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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