Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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