why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's white and gluey Glue

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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