Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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