Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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