- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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