Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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My jeans

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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