- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

dat shoe shine tho

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

guess what>? your mum lol

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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