What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

deez nuts

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

whats gay and american? a gay american

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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