Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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i hate black people

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Whats two plus two Four!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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