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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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