- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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