What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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