- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Gus's mom

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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