An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Horse.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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