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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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