- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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