What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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