awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Anti Joke

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