How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Lololol

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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