- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Dude man, I'm high...

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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