How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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