A lot eh?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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