- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I'm rick james bitch

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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