- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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