- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Barack Obama is a good president.

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