- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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