Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

how do you win a game try your best

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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