- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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