- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Tall asians

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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