- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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