- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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