A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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the bible

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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