What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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