What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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VITAMIN C!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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