What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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woman's rights

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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