- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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