Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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