- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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