- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car