- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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