What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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womens rights.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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