- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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