- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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