- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A sober Irish individual.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

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