- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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