- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's better than a stick? A stone

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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