- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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