A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Obama lin Baden.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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