- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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