Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Racial Equality

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Turkey Balls

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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