- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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