- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's blue? The sky.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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