- Anti Joke

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

a person who will soon die of beeties

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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