- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A man goes to the potty.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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