- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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