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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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