- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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