Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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