I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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