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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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