Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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womens rights

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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