flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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