- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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