a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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