- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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