- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

I'm rick james bitch

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

your mom was so fat that she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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