- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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