How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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