- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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