- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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