Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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