- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A car walks into a bar.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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