- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Women's Rights..

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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