- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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