- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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