Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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