Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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