what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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