- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

God is real.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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