- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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