- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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