I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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