- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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