- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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