- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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