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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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