- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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