- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are red, yup.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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