- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock knock... Home invasion

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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