- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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