what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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