what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Men's rights

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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