- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A miserable man committed suicide.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

you gay?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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