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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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