Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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like most people my age. im 27

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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