Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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quantum physics?

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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