3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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