- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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