- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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