What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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