What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Anti Joke

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