- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's the difference between a duck?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's white and gluey Glue

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

noah is a scrub jungle

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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