- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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