- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

your face

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

knock knock... ...no answer

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