- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Who invented apple? God

black chicken. kfc

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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