- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Turkey Balls

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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