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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

bangers and mash?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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