- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's white and gluey Glue

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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