- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A cat playing laser tag.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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