Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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12 in general

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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