what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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