- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I wrote a funny joke.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

i'm hard

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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