- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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