- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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