- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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