I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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