- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock knock knock OCD

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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