- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I love pissing people off :P

1+2 = 6

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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