Apple hates Blackberry.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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