- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

The New York Giants

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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