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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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