- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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