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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Women outside of the kitchen.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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