- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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