A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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