- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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