roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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