Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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