- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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