- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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