Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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