You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

God is real.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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