A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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