- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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