What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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