- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed