- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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