- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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