- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I love pissing people off :P

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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