Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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