A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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