What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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autistic kids rock

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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