What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Where's my tractor?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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