- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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