- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A Jew walks into Macy's

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

your mom was so fat that she died.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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