- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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