- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

hey hey apple

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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