- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Yellow People !!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

whos on the right track? lady gaga

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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