- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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