- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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