- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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