- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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