Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Cheese

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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