- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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