- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

did you ever see a butter fly?

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Dani Barton = Stupid

i have aids and a chode

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

American healthcare.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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