- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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