- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

i like potatoes

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

So one time this woman was learning...

The mets are 3-0 this season

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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