Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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