- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

I have no joke. u mad?

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Real jokes.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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