What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What is a dog? Bark

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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