Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I hate you.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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im jewish

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Kate

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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