A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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