Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Steering Wheel Face.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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