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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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