A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why Because

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Freedom of Speech

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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