- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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