Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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The WNBA.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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penis

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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