- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

james schmitt whats your last name

I hate you.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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