- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Child Prostitution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

I like to eat.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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