How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Women's rights

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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