- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

i have aids and a chode

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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