- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Women's rights.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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