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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

I hate you.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Anti jokes are funny

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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