- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The jets are a good team..

penis

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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