- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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