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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's 9 +10 19

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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