- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Anti jokes are funny

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

knock knock you may come in

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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