What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why Because

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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