How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Steering Wheel Face.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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