What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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potato

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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CHEEZECAKE

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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