What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Women's rights

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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live babies

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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