Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's 9 +10 19

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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