knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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I like to eat.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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