knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I hate you.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Child Prostitution.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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