Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's 9 +10 19

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