Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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