- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Steering Wheel Face.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

An iguana walks out of a bar

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I got shot, you laughed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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