Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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