Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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That's unfortunate.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Anti Joke

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