what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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