what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Where's my baby??

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