- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

batman farted so hes retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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