- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Weaner

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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