- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why am I writing this...im bored

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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