- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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