How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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VITAMIN C!

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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