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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

David Cameron

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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