- Anti Joke

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

The chickens have become self-aware!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance