- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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