- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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