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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

guess what what ...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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