- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What does? 42

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

a blind man walks into a wall

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