Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A man did not like this site

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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