Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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