- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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