- Anti Joke

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: