What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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