- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

João Duarte reads this.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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