- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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