- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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