- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yellow People !!

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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