- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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