- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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