- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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