If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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