I'm homeless.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You know what's funny? Rape

So FDR walks into a bar.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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