how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

womens rights

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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