What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Rylan Clark

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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