- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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