- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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