What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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