- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.