- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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