- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

This is my favorite antijoke.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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