- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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