Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Anti Joke

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