You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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