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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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