1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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My spelling is horrible

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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