What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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