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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

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