- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what is 3+3= 8

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.