A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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