- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

XD Jackass.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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