1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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