- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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