- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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