- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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