So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Tony Romo

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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