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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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