- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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