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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I'm homeless.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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