- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Penis-biter

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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