What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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