What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

how do you call someone? use a phone

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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