- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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