- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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