- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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