- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A storm be brewin!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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