Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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