- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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