What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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