- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

i like it in the mouth

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