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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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