How does a black guy die? Unknown

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A black man walks out of a police station

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Cheese

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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