- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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