- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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