how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Take part of what?

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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