- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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