- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

bangers and mash?

Your big dick.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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