- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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