- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

The holocaust

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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