- Anti Joke

Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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