- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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