Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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