Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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