Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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