person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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