- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A dog was barking at a tree

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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