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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

My cat just died.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I think everybody should have a penis.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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