Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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