How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

hashtags suck balls

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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