knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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