What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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