- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Jacob Edwards has friends.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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