What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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matt is fat

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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guess what what ...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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