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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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