Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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