Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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