- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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