- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Your girlfriend.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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