Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Gus's mom

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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