- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

i dont fisish anythi

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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