- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Get on the boat.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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