How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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