What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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