- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

roses are red poo is poo

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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