- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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