Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

hers a joke... japanese people

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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