Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Ben Corbishley

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

aodhan hearty

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

12 in general

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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