- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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