was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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