Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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