- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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