IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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