- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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