- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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