the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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