- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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