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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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