- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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