What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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