- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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