I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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