KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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HEY!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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