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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A women left the kitchen.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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