- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

the economy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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