- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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