Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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