- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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