A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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