- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

taking out the trash... at night

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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