What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What page are you on The gay page.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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