- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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