Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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