what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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