- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Your Mum is soo fat.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

alert('The Game')

The Labour Party.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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