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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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