Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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