How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Anti Joke

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