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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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