Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What can fly? Lots of things

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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