- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

knock knock go away

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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