roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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men's rights activists

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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9/11 my birthday

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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