What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I'm homeless.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's funny? Rape

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

You should read the Terms of Service.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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