- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

batman farted so hes retarded

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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