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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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