- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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