joe galasso from plainview ny

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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