10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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