Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I'm hungry.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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