- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I work at jcpenny

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call two dog? dogs

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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