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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Black people stink of shite!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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