What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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