- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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