- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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