- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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