how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Title IX

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Justin Beiber

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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