Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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