- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

scraggle is in you pillow case

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

gay pom...

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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roses are red poo is poo

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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