How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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