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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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