- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So one time there was this woman learning...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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