- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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