Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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