roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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