Black people in Camden NJ.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

race-car = rac-ecar

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

I'm homeless.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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