- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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