- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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