- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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