- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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