- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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