- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

deez nuts

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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