- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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