- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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