- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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