- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's long and black? A long and black object.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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