- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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