- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

These jokes don't have punchlines.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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