whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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