Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Take wrong turns

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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