- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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