How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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