- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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