- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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