What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

a black man pays his child support

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Indians

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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