- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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