why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what is 3+3= 8

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

hi michael

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Flowers are colors Love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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