- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Communism hehe xd

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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