- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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