- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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