why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How old are you? 7

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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