- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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