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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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