- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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