What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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gingers

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

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