- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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