Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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why dont they make black forks

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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