Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Antijokes...

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A man goes to the potty.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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