- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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