- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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