Barack Obama is a good president.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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