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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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