- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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