A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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