- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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