Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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