What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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that wall over there ->

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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YOU

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Who wants water? I do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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