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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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