Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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XD Jackass.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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9/11 my birthday

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

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