What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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