How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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