What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Tucker Rivera

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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The Labour Party.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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