Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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