why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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