Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Jovan

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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