How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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HEY!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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