A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many light bulbs? 1

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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