A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats brown and smells bad poo

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Half life 3 confirmed

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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