what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Massie is a fatass

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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