- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats 1+1? window!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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