- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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