- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock come in

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Ben Corbishley

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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