What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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