what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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