- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

how do you call someone? use a phone

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's funnier than 24? 25

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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