the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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