- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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