- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

human centipede

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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