- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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