- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

BIG MAC'S

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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