- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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