Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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