- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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