- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A gay man watches football.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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