Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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