- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Cripples are lame.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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