Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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human centipede

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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