- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!