- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i dont fisish anythi

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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