- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How old are you? 7

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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