- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Your Mom

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Women.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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