what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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God is real.

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