- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

You know whats annoying? Steve

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