What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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