Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock Knock Come in

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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