- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Get on the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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