- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

someone called someone else a frog

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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