- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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