- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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