- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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