What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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12 in general

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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