Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Gay rights.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Andoni was here

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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