What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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