- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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