- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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