- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

My mom

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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