Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Women's Soccer.

How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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