- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Death by kayak

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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