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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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