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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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