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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Screw it you write the joke.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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