- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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