- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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