- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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