Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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