12 in general

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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