Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

women's rights

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David Cameron

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Republicans

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Anti Joke

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