A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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