What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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