- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

karn chevalier

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

John Cena for president

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??