How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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