How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

human centipede

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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