- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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