Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A man did not like this site

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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it was all Tagart

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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