How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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justin beiber sucks

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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