- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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