why is cancer a big thing because its bad

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

thumb_up thumb_down -17

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops