- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I named my son ps2 controller

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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