- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anyone can post anything.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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