your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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