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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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