It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

star wars kid

Steve Jobs is alive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What has two legs? Half a cat

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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