- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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