HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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