- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Beka has AIDS

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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