- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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