what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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