What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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