- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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