- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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