- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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