Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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autistic kids rock

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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