what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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