- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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