- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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