A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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