One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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