- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

rent a cops

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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