- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

The child was fired from his job.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your Mom The End.

What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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