- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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