Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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