- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Two baby seals walk into a club.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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