What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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