- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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