- Anti Joke

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.