What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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men's rights activists

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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