- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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