Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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