- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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