Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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