Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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knock knock go away

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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