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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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