What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A penis walks into a bar..

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

jd and zach loves vigina

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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