2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Penis

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

HEY!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A sober Irish individual.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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