What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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