- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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