What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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