"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Eric is gay Ha

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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