- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Andoni was here

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

womens rights.

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