- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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