What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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