- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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