- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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