- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

ever tried african food? they neither

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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