whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

you see theres this guy.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Your're racist.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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