- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what this: b a dead one of these: p

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

XD Jackass.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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