- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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