Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

America

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Sarah Palin.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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