What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A pope meets another one

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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