- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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