- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

roses are black violets are black i am blind

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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