Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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