- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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