- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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