- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Small Penis.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Dwarf Shortage

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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