Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why dont they make black forks

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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