- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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