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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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