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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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