Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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