Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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