Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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