Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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