- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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