What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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13 =B you just learned something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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