Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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RUN

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Anti Joke

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