- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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