- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What fires shots? A gun

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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