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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Get on the boat.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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