What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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