1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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ewrg

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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