Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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