- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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