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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

you will like this because i am black.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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