- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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