whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why dont they make black forks

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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