roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what is orange? an orange

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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