Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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