- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what's funny about war? nothing!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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