- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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