- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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