- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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