- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

my penis

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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