- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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