- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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