- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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