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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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