Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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