- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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