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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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