A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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