Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Justin Bieber

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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