- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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