whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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