What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What page are you on The gay page.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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