One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

YOU

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

women's rights

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

it was all Tagart

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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