- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock Dave's not here.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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