- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

hey hey apple

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

13 =B you just learned something

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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