Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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you gay?

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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