What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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