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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

were you expecting a joke

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What's big and messy? A big mess

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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