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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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