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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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