- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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