- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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