- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

you will like this because i am black.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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