What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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