- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Get up Look in the mirror

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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