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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

i hate non minorities!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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