- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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