- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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