- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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