- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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