How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Death by kayak

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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