What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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