why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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