what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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