- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A lot eh?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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