- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??