- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

One time i was sitting down

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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