- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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