Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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