- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What fires shots? A gun

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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