- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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