- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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