- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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