- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Women's rights

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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