What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

i saw amango it splootered

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I'm Polish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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