- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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