- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Dwight Howard

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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