- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man was shot. He died.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Women's rights

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

no rasist joks

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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