your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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