You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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