- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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