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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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