- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

This is my favorite antijoke.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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