A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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