why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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