How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

knock knock? come in

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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