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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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