- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your big dick.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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