- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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