- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Your big dick.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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