What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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