there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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