- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

your face

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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