- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A black man walks out of a police station

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A guy walks into a bar

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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