- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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