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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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