- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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