- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Apple hates Blackberry.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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