What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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