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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Women's professional sports

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A guy walks into a bar

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Guest what in the butt

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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