- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.