- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

I am a mime

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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