Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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