- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

irish man drinking john smiths

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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