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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If life gives you lemonade.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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