a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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whats green and lives in the water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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