- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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