When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Pain Olympics.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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