Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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