if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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