q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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