- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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