- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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