- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A storm be brewin!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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