- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you make a little girl cry?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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