What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Julian Ha.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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