- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Death by kayak

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

i hate non minorities!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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