- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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