If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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