What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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