- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals