What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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