- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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