- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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