knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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