- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Balls

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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