- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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