- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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