Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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XD Jackass.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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