- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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