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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

womans having rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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