- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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