what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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civil rights

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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