- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Nobody cares maddie!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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