- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

13 =B you just learned something

i'm hard

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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