what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Hej Erik och Leo!!

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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AIDS

A man was shot. He died.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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