What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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