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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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