I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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