- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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