- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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