- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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