- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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