What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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