- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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