- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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