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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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