Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anyone can post anything.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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How you know when dislextic

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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