- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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