- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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