- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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