- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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