What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man goes to the potty.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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