- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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