A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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