What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Antijokes...

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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