- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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