Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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