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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

NEVER

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

the economy.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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