- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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