Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Anti Joke

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