- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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