- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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