- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Can anyone Lenin money?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A cat playing laser tag.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

yolo your orange looks orange

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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