- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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