Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A man walks into a bar. Ow

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A sober Irish individual.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I am a mime

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

whats white jizz

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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