A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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