You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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