How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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