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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

how do you call someone? use a phone

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's 1+1? 69.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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