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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

THe Election

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

who is really lanky? james cornish

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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