What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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XD Jackass.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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