- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what are you mike bibby?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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