Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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