- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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