But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Guess what? AIDS!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Obamacare haters

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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