Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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