- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

will you like this joke my sources say no

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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