a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

angelo snyder is not ga

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...