What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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My Nan, that is all.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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