What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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