- Anti Joke

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

I? Everett

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish