- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

The holocaust

Massie is a fatass

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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