- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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