How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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