- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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