-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Ben Corbishley

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Tunechi

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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