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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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