- Anti Joke

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How high is the sky? True or False

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.