- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What fires shots? A gun

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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