- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, yup.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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