Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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