Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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