Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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