- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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