- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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