- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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