- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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