mmm i love marble bumhole

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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