- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

I like that, but why am I happy?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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