- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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