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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A dyslexic blind man

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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