- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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