- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

the WNBA.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

drugs.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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