- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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