Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Neither have I

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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