- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

pull my finger (farts)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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