- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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