What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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