- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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