- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

The Big Band Theory

I put my baby in a microwave.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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