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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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