What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

I'm homeless.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Men's rights

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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