- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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