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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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