- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

SHUT UP JP

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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