- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Guest what in the butt

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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