- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

womens rights

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

i'm hard

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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