- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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