- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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