What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

An Aisian failed a test

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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