Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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your face

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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