- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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