Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How you know when dislextic

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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