What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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