Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Massie is a fatass

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A gay man watches football.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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