Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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