A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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womens rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

XD Jackass.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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