- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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