Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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