- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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4 hours later.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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