- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A gay man watches football.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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