why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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