- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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