WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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