Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Read a Book.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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