- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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