What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Donald Trump.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Anti Joke

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