What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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