Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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