If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Massie is a fatass

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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