A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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