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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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