- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

my penis

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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