- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How old are you? 7

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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