- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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