- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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