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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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