- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Yanter, Look it up

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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