- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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