A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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SHUT UP JP

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Jimmy Saville

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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