- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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