- Anti Joke

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it