- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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