- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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