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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

womens rights

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do we call Osama? Osama

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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