- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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