- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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