- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A woman walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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