- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

i'm hard

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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