- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

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