- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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