I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Who invented apple? God

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black chicken. kfc

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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