How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A car walks into a bar.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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