- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

AIDS

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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