- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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