What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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