A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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