- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

the WNBA.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

drugs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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