- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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