- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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