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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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