Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Jesus Christ

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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