- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your big dick.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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