- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

One time i was sitting down

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A blonde dies Lololol

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Shltskc gw? G

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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