Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

One time i was sitting down

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Anti-jokes are funny.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Shltskc gw? G

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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