Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Read a Book.

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