- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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