Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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