whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Gus's mom

roses are red violets should be purple

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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