Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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No

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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