- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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