A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Lololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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