Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Get on the boat.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

batman farted so hes retarded

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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