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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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