- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many light bulbs? 1

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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