- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Men's rights

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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