- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

your face

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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