How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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