- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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