- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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