RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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