A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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