Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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WILLYS

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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