- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??