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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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