what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Pain Olympics.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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My cat just died.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

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