- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

black people swimming

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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