- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why dont they make black forks

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I enjoy Popcorn

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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