- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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