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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Where's my baby??

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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