A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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