- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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