roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A sober Irish individual.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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