What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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I? Everett

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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