What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Jovan

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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