- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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