- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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