- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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