Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Antijokes...

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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