- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Get on the boat.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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