My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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