- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.