What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did you poop because you are a poop

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

No

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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