Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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