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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats black and strange a paki

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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