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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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