John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Anti Joke

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