- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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