How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock knock who's there ?

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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