- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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