- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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