What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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