- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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