- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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