what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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