Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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