How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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