What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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