How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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