Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

womens rights

knock,knock you suck

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

XD Jackass.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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