- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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