A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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