- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock knock Come in

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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