- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Gus's mom

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

roses are red violets should be purple

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

someone called someone else a frog

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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