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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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