What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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that wall over there ->

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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bite me

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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