- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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