How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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