why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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