A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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