- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

the WNBA.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Your big dick.

bangers and mash?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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