John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Get on the boat.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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