What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

I think everybody should have a penis.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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