- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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