- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A sober Irish individual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A guy walks into a bar

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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