What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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