mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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