Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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