- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

steven hawking walks into a bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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