- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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