- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

you will like this because i am black.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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