- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

salad days!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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