- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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