Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Where's my baby??

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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