what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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