- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Knock knock. Get out!!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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