I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A woman walks into a bar.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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