- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Obama lin Baden.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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