A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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