Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Why would it matter if they believed such a thing? Are you trying to screw me over? You know that I am very competent at making myself seem like a total jackass myself right? You got a point, it is not my role to help others in life, I just guess I enjoy repairing others, it sure is a hell lot easier than repairing myself, I just enjoy repairing things I can repair I suppose, now using them as my henchmen that's just worthless. The way I see it, people that wage wars, control others, indoctrinate them, and/or accumulate great sums of wealth to the point where, well its pointless, are all just overcompensating, trying to make up for something that they cannot repair within themselves. It is only natural, I mean we humans, if we lack something, we get a lot more of something else. Thanks, you are right about that whole "soul incident" as I call it, it is strange how people often seem to know each other a lot better than they know themselves, I mean I could at any time choose to quit, to become like others, to surrender my individuality, to "give up my soul" or rather the essence of what makes us unique. But you know, ill rather die than live as a servant for a society many would say I never truly learned to understand. Truth is, I will never accept it, if true strength stops arriving from within, its because people choose to seek it from others, the day I require the approval of others in order to sustain myself, ill off myself, that's not a real definition of existence as far as my opinion goes. I mean what are we worth to ourselves, if we become beings that base our so called value on what others think about us? We should focus on becoming those that spread joy and inspire others, rather than to seek inspiration and joy from others. Why? Because its a win win scenario, you cannot spread joy if you got none, you cannot inspire others if we have no inspiration, I guess you can fake it, sometimes until it becomes real, but that is mental-ism and not ideology (not that they are complete opposites, and if they are not opposites, they can work as a synergy) I guess I had forgotten about that, tell yourself that you are great enough, and you become great, excuse me, I am dead tired, its been hours, say, how are you doing?

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Lololol

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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