A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

My cat just died.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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