Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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