- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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