what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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The Labour Party.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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