Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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quantum physics?

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Roses are red, yup.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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