- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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