- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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