- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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