- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

I love you

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Take wrong turns

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

eoin burgin is fat

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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