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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

My cat just died.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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