- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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