josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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