hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A bar walks into a man

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

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