Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Gus's mom

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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