why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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