- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??