- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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