- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Women's professional sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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