- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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