- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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