- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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