- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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