Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Where's my baby??

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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