What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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