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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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