- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A man goes to the potty.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You are joking right?

This is an anti-joke.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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