how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

My jeans

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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