Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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