- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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