Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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