- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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like if your cool

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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