- Anti Joke

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus