Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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