Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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