What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

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