- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

identical jokes get different votes.

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