- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A guy walks into a bar

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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