- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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