- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock, COME IN!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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