- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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