Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Ben Corbishley

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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