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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

the WNBA.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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