- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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