- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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