Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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