- Anti Joke

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

I named my son ps2 controller

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber