- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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