Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

asians have slitted eyes lol

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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