How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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