You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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