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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

womans having rights.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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