A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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My mom

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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