Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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