- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

homosexual rights to marriage

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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