I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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quantum physics?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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