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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Camerons hair is Curly..

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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