- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why? Why not?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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