What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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