Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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