Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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