Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I hate you.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Carlton

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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