Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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This is not a joke.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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1+1= 69

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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