- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

live babies

American healthcare.

Jasper sucks.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

William Raines.

What is a dog? Bark

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Religion

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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