- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

marble

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

A mexican goes to an ATM.

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