- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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