That's unfortunate.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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