- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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