Rick Perry.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Women's rights.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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ekoj

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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gays

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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The Aristocrats

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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