What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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I got shot, you laughed

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Rick Perry.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Turtles

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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gays

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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