- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

I got shot, you laughed

Women's rights

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

The jets are a good team..

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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