- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Kenny G

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Steering Wheel Face.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Freedom of Speech

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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