Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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I hate you.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Child Prostitution.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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