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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Jews for Jesus

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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