What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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I like to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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