- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Well, this is fun.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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