Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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I hate you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why Because

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Women's rights

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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