- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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