- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

live babies

does this look unsure to you?

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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