roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Kenny G

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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