Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

i like potatoes

penis

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

So one time this woman was learning...

What is a dog? Bark

The mets are 3-0 this season

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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