What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

I Love Hitler.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The Aristocrats

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I have no joke. u mad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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