- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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