- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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