Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What is a dog? Bark

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Religion

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Carlton

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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