What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why Because

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

knock knock you may come in

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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