- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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