- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

American healthcare.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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