What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Turtles

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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