How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Lockerbie bombing

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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live babies

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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