A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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That's what he said.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why....... Because.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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