What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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William Raines.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Religion

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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I hate you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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