What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Brett Farve

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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