- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

knock knock you may come in

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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