how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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That's unfortunate.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Anti Joke

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