Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

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