why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What is Jason? Black.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Jasper sucks.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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