What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Child Prostitution.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

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