- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Women's rights.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man walks into a bar.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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