- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

I got shot, you laughed

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

did you ever see a butter fly?

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Dani Barton = Stupid

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

American healthcare.

i have aids and a chode

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