Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Turtles

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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penis

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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