Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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