Got milk? No.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why....... Because.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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