I have no joke. u mad?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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