What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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live babies

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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