Knock knock... Home invasion

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Democracy.

womens rights

I <3 Hitler

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

João Duarte reads this.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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