- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

XD Jackass.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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