How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

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