Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

13 =B you just learned something

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

antonio has a penis head.lol

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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