- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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