- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Rylan Clark

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A pope meets another one

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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