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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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