- Anti Joke

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.