- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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