- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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