- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

dyslexics of the world untie!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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