- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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