How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

batman farted so hes retarded

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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