- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

I put my baby in a microwave.

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