- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red, yup.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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