- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

scraggle is in you pillow case

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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