- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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