So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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