- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Your're racist.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Lololol

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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