whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Whats funny? Your face.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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