- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

kieran is a homosexual

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I asked her where you were.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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