What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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