- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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