Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

A man was shot. He died.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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AIDS

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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