- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Albino African Americans

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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