- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

i'm hard

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

quantum physics?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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