- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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