Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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men's rights activists

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

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