You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Massie is a fatass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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