Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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