- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A dog was barking at a tree

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and slow Grass.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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