- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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