Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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swag

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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