Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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knock knock go away

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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