3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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i like turtles

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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