- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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