- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Your Mum is soo fat.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

knock knock come in !

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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