- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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