- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

like if your cool

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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