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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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