What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's up? Your time.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Your girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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