- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats black and strange a paki

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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