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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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