- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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