- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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