- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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