- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I enjoy Popcorn

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

You idiot.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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