- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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