- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

this website is a bad joke

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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