How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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knock knock come in

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Who wants water? I do.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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