How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Men's rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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