What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A man did not like this site

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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