If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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