- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A storm be brewin!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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