- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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