- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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