- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A car walks into a bar.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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