- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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