Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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