- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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