- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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