Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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