1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Lololol

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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