- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

quantum physics?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

my wife out of the kitchen

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.