- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what's funny about war? nothing!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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