- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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