Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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