- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

you see theres this guy.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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