- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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