how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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