AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why dont they make black forks

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

No your aunties a joke

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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