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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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