Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Anti Joke

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