It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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