That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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