- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Cheese

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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