- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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