How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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