What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Anti Joke

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