What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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