Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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school homewrok

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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homosexuals are gay

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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