- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man died.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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