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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Anti Joke

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