- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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