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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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