- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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