- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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