- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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