- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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