Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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