- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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