- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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