Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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