- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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