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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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