- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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