- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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