Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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