- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mom.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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