- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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