Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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