How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

whats gay and american? a gay american

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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