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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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