- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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