These jokes don't have punchlines.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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