- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A penis walks into a bar..

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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