Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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