- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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