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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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