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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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