- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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