Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Weaner

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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