How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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