Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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antijoke is the best website.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

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