- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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