- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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