Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Your're racist.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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