Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Dwarf Shortage

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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