Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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