Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A dog was barking at a tree

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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