- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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