- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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