- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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