- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

America

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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