- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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