"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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