What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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