my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Gus's mom

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A gay man watches football.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why dont they make black forks

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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