- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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