- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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