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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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