A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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