- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??