3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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