- Anti Joke

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?