- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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