What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Neither have I

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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