Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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womens rights

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Anti Joke

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