- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

like if your cool

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Anti Joke

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