Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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