- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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