Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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