- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

i dont fisish anythi

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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