- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did one computer say to the other .........

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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