- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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