a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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