- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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girls basketball

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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