Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Your girlfriend.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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