What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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