What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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