A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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