what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Turkey Balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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