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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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