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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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