- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

woman's rights

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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