- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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