There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Anti Joke

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