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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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