- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Your mom.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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