How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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