- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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