- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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