It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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