Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Men's rights

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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