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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

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