- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

womens rights

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What do we call Osama? Osama

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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