I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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