- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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