A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The New York Giants

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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