How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Granny porn!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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