Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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