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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

batman farted so hes retarded

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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