- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

womens rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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