- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

race-car = rac-ecar

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

antonio has a penis head.lol

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

13 =B you just learned something

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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