- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock Come in

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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