- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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