- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??