If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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