I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

eoin burgin is fat

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

My jeans

I'm hungry.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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