A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Feminism.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Tall asians

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

justin beiber sucks

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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