- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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