- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Manchester City

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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