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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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