- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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