- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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