- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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