- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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