- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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