- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

No your aunties a joke

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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