- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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