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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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