Massie is a fatass

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Anti Joke

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