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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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