- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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