- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Eric is gay Ha

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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