why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anti Joke

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