What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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