- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man goes to the potty.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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