None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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