- Anti Joke

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.