- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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