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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

All of these jokes are about white people

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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