- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I love pissing people off :P

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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