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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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