- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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