a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

i'm hard

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I'm Coming

Black people in Camden NJ.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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