- Anti Joke

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...