- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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