How does a black guy die? Unknown

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How you know when dislextic

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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