Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

13 =B you just learned something

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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