Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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