What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Obama lin Baden.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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