- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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