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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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