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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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