- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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