What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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