- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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