Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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