- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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