- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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