- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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