ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Guest what in the butt

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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