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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A Pakistani news reader.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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