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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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