- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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