- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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