Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Tall asians

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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