What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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