- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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