Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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