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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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