Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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