- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

whats green and slimy? green slim

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