- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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