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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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