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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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