Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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