A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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