- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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