What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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