Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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