What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

how much fish could a chicken

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Your girlfriend.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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