Beka has AIDS

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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