- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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