- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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