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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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