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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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