- Anti Joke

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

SHUT UP JP

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How many light bulbs? 1

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Neither did she.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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