MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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