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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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