- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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