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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you call someone? use a phone

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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