- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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