- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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