- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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