- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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