- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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