- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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