- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock, Knock Come in

knock knock Dave's not here.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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