- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Who wants water? I do.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

that wall over there ->

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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