- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's one plus one? two.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??