Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Your mom is so old she died

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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