every cloud has a silver lining

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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