- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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