- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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