- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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