- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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