- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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