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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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