- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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