- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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