I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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womens rights

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Democracy.

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I <3 Hitler

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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