- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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