Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why dont they make black forks

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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