- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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