- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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