- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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