- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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