What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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can you touch your toes? no

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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