- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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