- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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