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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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