- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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