Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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