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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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