- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

justin beiber sucks

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Tall asians

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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