Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Take part of what?

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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