What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Lil Wayne

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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