- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys