- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Men's rights

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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