- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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