- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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