"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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