- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

My cat just died.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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