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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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