Womans baksetball...

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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