One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Women's Rights

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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