Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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