- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

a man makes a bad joke

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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