wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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