- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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