Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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