What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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