Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Tunechi

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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