- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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