What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

An Irishman walked out of a bar

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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