- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Penis-biter

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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