A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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