I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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