- Anti Joke

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.