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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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