Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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