- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

my wife out of the kitchen

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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