Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What does? 42

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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