- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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