- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

your mama's so fat... that's it

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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