- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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