What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Get on the boat.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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