What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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