- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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