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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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