What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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