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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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