- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Gus's mom

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I walk into a bar...

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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