- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What do we call Osama? Osama

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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