why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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