Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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