- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

the WNBA.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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