- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

think twice or at least think

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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