What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Gus's mom

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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