How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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