- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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