Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Corn Muffins

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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