- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How many light bulbs? 1

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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