- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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