- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Antijokes...

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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