- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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