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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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