- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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the WNBA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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