- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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