- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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