- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A women left the kitchen.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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