- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

eoin burgin is fat

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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