- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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