Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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