- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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