What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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