- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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