What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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