- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Pain Olympics.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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