Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Indians

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A man was shot. He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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