Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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