- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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