A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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