- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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