What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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