- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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