Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A penis walks into a bar..

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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