What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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