Prostitution is bad.......

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Apple juice.

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