- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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