- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Ehh

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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