What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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