- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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