- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A man did not like this site

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

salad days!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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