A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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