- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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