- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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