Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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womens rights

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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