- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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