- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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