- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

someone called someone else a frog

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Eric is gay Ha

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Nobody cares maddie!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

hers a joke... japanese people

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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