- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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