- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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