What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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miha kako si?

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

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