- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.