- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

I'm homeless.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Massie is a fatass

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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