- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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