What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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