every cloud has a silver lining

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Take wrong turns

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

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