What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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