- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

scraggle is in you pillow case

roses are red poo is poo

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

whats white and sticky? a white stick

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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