- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is the difference?

a man makes a bad joke

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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