- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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