What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Yanter, Look it up

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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