So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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