Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A women left the kitchen.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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