- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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