What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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My children are mistakes

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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