My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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This is a random Anti joke.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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