Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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justin beiber sucks

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Gay rights.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Anti Joke

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