- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Click here to end the world.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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