- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

João Duarte reads this.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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