- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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