- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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