- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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