If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

LO AND BEHOLD!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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