- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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