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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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