a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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