Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

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