- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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