I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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