- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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