What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A seal walks into a club.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Anti Joke

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