- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Communism hehe xd

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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