What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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