- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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