- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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