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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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