Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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bangers and mash?

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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