- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

every cloud has a silver lining

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Oh, go away

Why do fat people commit suicide

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