- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Men's rights

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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