- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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