What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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