- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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