- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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