- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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