What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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