- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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