YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Testicles.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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