- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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