- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Who's the fastest kid in AA

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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