- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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