What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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