Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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