Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

steven hawking walks into a bar

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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