- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Can anyone Lenin money?

yolo your orange looks orange

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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