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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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