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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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