Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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dallen loves penis

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the bible

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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