- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Cheese

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats white jizz

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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