What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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i like turtles

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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