Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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