- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Racial Equality

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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