- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

taking out the trash... at night

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

a man makes a bad joke

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