U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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