- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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