WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Maths.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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