- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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