- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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