- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Chris Bosh's neck

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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