Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Anti Joke

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