Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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