What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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