a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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