Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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