- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what are you mike bibby?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What is green and slow Grass.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Camerons hair is Curly..

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