- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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