Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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