- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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