A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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the economy.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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