- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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