Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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