- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

penis. nuff said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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