why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A pope meets another one

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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