A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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