A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

autistic kids rock

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Whose there? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops