What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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