- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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