Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's up? Your time.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Your girlfriend.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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