Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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