Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man did not like this site

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Men's rights

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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