Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How you know when dislextic

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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