Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Guest what in the butt

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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