- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Please ignore this statement.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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