Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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deez nuts

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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