- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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