Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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