why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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