- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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