Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Men's rights

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

God is real.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Beka has AIDS

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

womens rights

In soviet Russia...things are different

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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