Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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poopy is poopy

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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