- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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