- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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