Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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