- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

womans having rights.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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