How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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