- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A penis walks into a bar..

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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