Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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