What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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