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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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