- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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