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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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