What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Go away still nothing to see

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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