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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

So these two girls have a cup .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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