- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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