- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

i'm hard

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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