Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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