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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and slow Grass.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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