1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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