What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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