- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Granny porn!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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