- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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