Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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