- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

deez nuts

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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