- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

drugs.

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