- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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