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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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