- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

what did one computer say to the other .........

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Once upon a time a was born

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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