- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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