What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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