Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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