Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Indians

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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