- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

autistic kids rock

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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