What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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