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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

David Cameron

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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