- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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