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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

pull my finger (farts)

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