Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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