Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

womens rights

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

knock,knock you suck

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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