- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

womens rights

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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