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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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