- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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