- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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