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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A woman walks into a bar.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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