- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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