- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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