- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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