- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Cancer

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what came first the chicken or the chips

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