Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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