A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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