KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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