- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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