My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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