how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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