Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -6

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops