Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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