- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Potassium? K.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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