- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

hey guys im gay

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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