- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Kevin and Ramin

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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