why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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