Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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