What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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