- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what's white and sticky semen

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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