What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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