- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Get on the boat.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

batman farted so hes retarded

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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