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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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