So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Communism hehe xd

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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