What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why dont they make black forks

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Julian Ha.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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