How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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