- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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