- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

my gramma died

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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