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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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