- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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