Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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