- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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