Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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