- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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