- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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