- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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