Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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