Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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