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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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