- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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