Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A pope meets another one

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red poo is poo

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Anti Joke

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