A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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