if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Yellow People !!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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