- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

hey hey apple

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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