- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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