Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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human centipede

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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