- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

someone called someone else a frog

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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