- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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