Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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