- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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