Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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