What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

women's rights

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

David Cameron

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

say it ten times fast: oh

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Your grandma's cookies.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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