The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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