- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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