- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's stupid a light bulb.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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