A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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