Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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