- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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