- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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