What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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