- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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