- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

No antijoke here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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