- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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