why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Gus's mom

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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