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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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