- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Poop

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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