- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Obama = ebola

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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