A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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A gay man watches football.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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