- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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