- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's better than a stick? A stone

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