Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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