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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Dead girls can't say no.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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