- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Caolan and Eamon

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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