- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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