Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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a black man pays his child support

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Indians

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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