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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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