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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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