Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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