- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why dont they make black forks

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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