I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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