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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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