- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

roses are red violets should be purple

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

i have two hands.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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