what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Feminism.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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