How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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