What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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