- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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