- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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