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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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