Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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I agree

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