- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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