"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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