All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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