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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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