Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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No it doesnt..

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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