Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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i like it in the mouth

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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