Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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