- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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