- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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