kieran is a homosexual

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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