- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whos on the right track? lady gaga

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