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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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