why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Antijokes...

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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