- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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