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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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