- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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