Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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