- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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