Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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