- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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