Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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