If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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#Getweird

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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