So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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