Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Charlie Sheen is winning

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

whats a joke

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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