- Anti Joke

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs