Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Anti Joke

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