What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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penis

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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