what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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womens rights

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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