your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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