- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

if you don't like this you're gay

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....