- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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