What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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