Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How does a black guy die? Unknown

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

your mom was so fat that she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -17

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops