- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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