What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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