What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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