- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's 1+1? 69.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A women left the kitchen.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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