- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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