Why? Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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