Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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