- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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