- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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