- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

America

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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