Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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