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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

poopy is poopy

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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