Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

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