- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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