- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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