An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

outside your comfort zone

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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