- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I am quite mature.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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