What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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