- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Who's the fastest kid in AA

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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