- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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