- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

someone called someone else a frog

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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