- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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