- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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