- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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