Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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