Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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