What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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