Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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