- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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