- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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