A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Grace Ackerson

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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