- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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