- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A dyslexic blind man

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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