an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Good job, son.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Anti Joke

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