- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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