What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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