What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Communism hehe xd

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

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