What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Do the roar!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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