Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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