- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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