- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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