Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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