- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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