- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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