- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Chlamydia

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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