- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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