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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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