- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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