Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Small Penis.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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