- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

I have a really funny joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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