A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Indians

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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