- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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