- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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