What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

womens rights.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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