- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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