Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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