- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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