What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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