What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

nolan is gay

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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