Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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THe Election

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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