How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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