Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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