what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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human centipede

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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