Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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