- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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