What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Maths.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

a irish man walks past a bar

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

the power to turn magnetism into light

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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