BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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