- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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