- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red poo is poo

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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