One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Communism hehe xd

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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