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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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