- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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