- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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