Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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