- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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