- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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