roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why dont they make black forks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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