What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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