Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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