- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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