He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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