How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

men's rights activists

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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