What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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