A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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