So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Men's rights

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

I'm homeless.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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