How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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