Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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