- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

whos on the right track? lady gaga

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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