- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A black man walks out of a police station

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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