- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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