- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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