Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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