- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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