- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

roses are red poo is poo

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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