- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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