So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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