- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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