- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

The child was fired from his job.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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