- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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