An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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