- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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