- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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