- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Womens rights.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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