- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??