- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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