- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A bar walks into a man

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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