- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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