- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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