a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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