What does? 42

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your so fat. your fat!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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black people swimming

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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