- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Yellow People !!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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