Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock Knock? Come in.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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