- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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