Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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