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Dwarf Shortage

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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