- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the man say to his doctor?

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

no rasist joks

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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