i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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