Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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