What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are red.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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