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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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