- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Barack Obama.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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