What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

An Aisian failed a test

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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