What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

the WNBA.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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