How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Justin Beiber

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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VAL SUCKS

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Lololol

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Cleveland winning something

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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