What is a dog? Bark

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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I have no joke. u mad?

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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