Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why Because

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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