What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Turtles

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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No joke.

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penis

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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ekoj

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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