Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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