- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Well, this is fun.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

blubber vaginass CC

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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