Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

did you ever see a butter fly?

live babies

American healthcare.

your all shit at jokes

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Jasper sucks.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

William Raines.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What is a dog? Bark

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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