Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Turtles

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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i have aids and a chode

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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penis

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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gays

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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