- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

I got shot, you laughed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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