whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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I hate you.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Carlton

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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I like to eat.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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