crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Carlton

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Black people are innocent.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Lockerbie bombing

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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