Brett Farve

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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I got shot, you laughed

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Rick Perry.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Turtles

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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