Military intelligence.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

I like to eat.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Kenny G

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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