- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

The Aristocrats

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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