Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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