This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

The mets are 3-0 this season

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

james schmitt whats your last name

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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