Women's rights

I got shot, you laughed

Rick Perry.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Turtles

Look at your hand. Made you look!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

gays

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Is Carly smart? No.

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