Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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live babies

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your all shit at jokes

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American healthcare.

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Jasper sucks.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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William Raines.

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