What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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the cow goes moo

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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