- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Well, this is fun.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

No joke.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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