A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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