why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Turtles

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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American healthcare.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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