Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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live babies

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American healthcare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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