What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Obama

knock knock you may come in

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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