Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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