What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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