Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Military intelligence.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

I like to eat.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

the cow goes moo

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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