What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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potato

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Carlton

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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