- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

live babies

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Women's rights

Rick Perry.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

i have aids and a chode

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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