- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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