How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Jess Burns

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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