how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

black people. that is all...

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

The Aristocrats

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Knock Knock Come in.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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