There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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