That's unfortunate.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

I hate you.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Hey, come here often? No.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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