What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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No joke.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Is Carly smart? No.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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chuck norris

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