A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

American healthcare.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The mets are 3-0 this season

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What is a dog? Bark

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