- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

did you ever see a butter fly?

live babies

American healthcare.

your all shit at jokes

Jasper sucks.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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