What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Kenny G

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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