- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Well, this is fun.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

The jets are a good team..

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

i have aids and a chode

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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