Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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