- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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