- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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