- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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