- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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