AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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I Have a Black Friend

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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