- Anti Joke

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.