- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

noah is a scrub jungle

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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