Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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