- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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