- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Detroit has a low crime rate

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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