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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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