- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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