- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

My cat just died.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Pain Olympics.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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