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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Gay rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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