My jeans

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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