- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Chlamydia

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Please ignore this statement.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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