- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Cripples are lame.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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