- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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