What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Cleveland winning something

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Lololol

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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