- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

knock knock come in

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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