Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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