- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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