A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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