- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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