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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

antonio has a penis head.lol

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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