Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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