- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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