What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Your girlfriend.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's up? Your time.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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