KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Dwarf Shortage

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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