- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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