why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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