Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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that wall over there ->

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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