- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Women's professional sports

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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