- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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