Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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