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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

25.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Anti Joke

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