why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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