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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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