- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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