Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A women left the kitchen.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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