What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

baloney sandwich

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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