- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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