What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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