- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Democracy.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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