- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What page are you on The gay page.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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