on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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