- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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