Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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