- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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