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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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