what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

quantum physics?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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