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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is green and slow Grass.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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