Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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