What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Anyone can post anything.

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