If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A fat guy!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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