- Anti Joke

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.