I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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