- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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