what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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