How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Chlamydia

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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