- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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