Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...