- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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