- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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