- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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