- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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