whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A gay man watches football.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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No your aunties a joke

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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