So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A: Knock Knock B: 7

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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