- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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