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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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