- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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