- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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