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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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