- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's stupid a light bulb.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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