- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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