Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

knock,knock you suck

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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