Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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