- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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