What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I'm Polish.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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