How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

salad days!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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