- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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