- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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