Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Weaner

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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