- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

drugs.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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