- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die