Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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