Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yanter, Look it up

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

every knight i see an owl at window

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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