- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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