Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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