- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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