I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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