- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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