- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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