In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man did not like this site

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Roses are red.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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