- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Potassium? K.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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