What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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