- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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