why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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