Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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men's rights activists

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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