What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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