too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

you see theres this guy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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