- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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