13 =B you just learned something

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

* anti-punchline

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Men's rights

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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