- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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