- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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