What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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