- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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