Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

sky silverstein

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

women's rights

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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