Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

thumb_up thumb_down +24

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock go away

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

thumb_up thumb_down +24

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

thumb_up thumb_down +24

joe galasso from plainview ny

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops