Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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