- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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