- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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