- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Gay rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

I had friends on the Death Star.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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