How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

why does the man appear fat he is

Horse.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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