I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

this website is a bad joke

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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