- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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