- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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