- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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