- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Bob Saget that is all

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Turkey Balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Jake. Walsh.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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